To improve profits, a radical new program is introduced with the pharmacy supplying liquor - not medicine - and the nurses will practice oral sex instead of alcohol rubs. Ambulances will become traveling motels and bedmaking will shift into orgies.

As a result of this drastic policy change, the hospital becomes financially successful while the doctors, nurses and patients reap the rewards!

So will you when you check in and meet the Hot Nurses - who are sure to make your blood pressure rise, among other things...